When your pet cat has a pet cat.
Toucha the belly? ᴼʰ ʸᵉˢ! ᵀᵒᵘᶜʰᵃ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˡˡʸ!
Hey fren, you need a hand?
If you're cooking raw meat/eggs, you should always give a thought to sanitation.