My dad hates our neighbour so much that he's installing one way mirrors facing his house.
Woman perfects world's first perpetual motion machine.
ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᴹᵒⁿᵈᵃʸ. ᴳᵒ ʷᵒʳᵏ. ᴹʸ ᵇᵒʷˡ ᶦˢ ᵉᵐᵖᵗʸ!
Guide dog makes sure that owner doesn't forget an important shopping stop.