As a Caucasian male with a girlfriend whose entire family comes from an Arabic country...
Wooden railroad bridge in Texas catches fire and falls like dominoes
Toucha the belly? ᴼʰ ʸᵉˢ! ᵀᵒᵘᶜʰᵃ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˡˡʸ!